Post by Sky on Jun 30, 2010 2:08:59 GMT -5
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ONCE UPON A TIME A CORN FLAKE WAS LONELY AND NEEDED HELP FROM A FAT BIG BLACK MAN, SO HE TURNED TO GREG OSTERTAG
GREG WAS EXCITED TO HELP THE CORNFLAKES FIGHT OFF THE FROSTED FLAKES AS THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL CEREAL IN THE UNITED STATES OF KOREA. GREG WAS DETERMINRED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, BUT OBAMA BEING THE BLACK MAN HE IS DECIDED TO ISSUE AN ARREST FOR JOE JOHNSON AND AS TORTURE HE FORCED HIM TO PLAY FOR THE KNICKS WITHOUT LEBRON DWYANE WADE OR CHRIS BOSH HAHAHAHA WHAT TORTURE.
ANYWAY, GREG AND THE CORN FLAKES DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO GET A MESSAGE ACCROSS, SO THEY CONTACTED THE PEDOPHILE ELF IN THE KEEBLER COOKIES WHO SOUNDS LIKE A PEDOPHILE AND GOES "THE'YRE MAGICALY DELICIOUS". GREG, PEDOPHILE ELF AND CORN FLAKES AGREED IT WAS TIME TO HAVE SEX IN THE MAGICALY DELICIOUS COOKIES
"YUM SAID GREG AFTER HAVING A NICE RELAXING SEX IN THE COOKIES, HE SAID IT REMINDED HIM OF ALABAMA, EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY, THE SEX GAVE THEM OIL, LIKE A GAS PUMP OR A PENIS IN AN ALL GUY ORGY. THE CORN FLAKES AND GREG AGREED IT WAS TIME, THEY GOT A GIANT ASS GRENADE AND BOMBED THE LUCKY CHARMS, THE RICE KRISPIE TREAT PEDOPHILES, THE PEDOPHILE TIGER AND ALL THE OTHER PEDOPHILES WHO OWN CEREALS WHO ARENT AS COOL AS THE CORN FLAKE CHICKEN, THEY ALL DIED AND THE CORN FLAKE CHICKEN WAS NAMED THE GREATEST CEREAL FO ALL TIME AND TO CELEBRATE THE PEDOPHILE KEEBLER ELF DECIDED TO CELEBRATE BY PUTTING A GUN TO GREGS HEAD AND FOCING HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH 3 KIDS, GREG DID AND BECAME THE 2ND COMING OF JOHN AMECHIA. THIS STORY MADE ME, SKY EMERSON GREAT. I HOPE YOU ENJOY
ONCE UPON A TIME A CORN FLAKE WAS LONELY AND NEEDED HELP FROM A FAT BIG BLACK MAN, SO HE TURNED TO GREG OSTERTAG
GREG WAS EXCITED TO HELP THE CORNFLAKES FIGHT OFF THE FROSTED FLAKES AS THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL CEREAL IN THE UNITED STATES OF KOREA. GREG WAS DETERMINRED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, BUT OBAMA BEING THE BLACK MAN HE IS DECIDED TO ISSUE AN ARREST FOR JOE JOHNSON AND AS TORTURE HE FORCED HIM TO PLAY FOR THE KNICKS WITHOUT LEBRON DWYANE WADE OR CHRIS BOSH HAHAHAHA WHAT TORTURE.
ANYWAY, GREG AND THE CORN FLAKES DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO GET A MESSAGE ACCROSS, SO THEY CONTACTED THE PEDOPHILE ELF IN THE KEEBLER COOKIES WHO SOUNDS LIKE A PEDOPHILE AND GOES "THE'YRE MAGICALY DELICIOUS". GREG, PEDOPHILE ELF AND CORN FLAKES AGREED IT WAS TIME TO HAVE SEX IN THE MAGICALY DELICIOUS COOKIES
"YUM SAID GREG AFTER HAVING A NICE RELAXING SEX IN THE COOKIES, HE SAID IT REMINDED HIM OF ALABAMA, EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY, THE SEX GAVE THEM OIL, LIKE A GAS PUMP OR A PENIS IN AN ALL GUY ORGY. THE CORN FLAKES AND GREG AGREED IT WAS TIME, THEY GOT A GIANT ASS GRENADE AND BOMBED THE LUCKY CHARMS, THE RICE KRISPIE TREAT PEDOPHILES, THE PEDOPHILE TIGER AND ALL THE OTHER PEDOPHILES WHO OWN CEREALS WHO ARENT AS COOL AS THE CORN FLAKE CHICKEN, THEY ALL DIED AND THE CORN FLAKE CHICKEN WAS NAMED THE GREATEST CEREAL FO ALL TIME AND TO CELEBRATE THE PEDOPHILE KEEBLER ELF DECIDED TO CELEBRATE BY PUTTING A GUN TO GREGS HEAD AND FOCING HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH 3 KIDS, GREG DID AND BECAME THE 2ND COMING OF JOHN AMECHIA. THIS STORY MADE ME, SKY EMERSON GREAT. I HOPE YOU ENJOY
